In the Long Run: you should want a bad b**ch like this!

As I am now well into my 30s, I'm spending extra time, all the time thinking about ways to become a more bad a** b**ch (BAB for abbreviation sake). Weird isn't it that when I was in my 20s and I could have been a BAB, I was too busy being fat and lazy to do it. But now that I am suburban mother of two, I am daily overcome with the need to be seen as a completely hard core milf. (Language, I know!)

And really, part of my desire to run long distances is so that people look at me and go "she's doing that?! She's a BAB!" And I don't seem to be motivated anymore in my running playlist by pop music and hits of the 80s. Oh no I got I have some DMX or Iggy Azelea or some really really really hard-core Drake or Jay-Z. Beyoncé is about as soft as it gets and  I'm talking Partition, not Single Ladies.

So to sum it up. I'm a BAB and I ran 5 miles with and 11min average. 

And holy mackerel, did I sweat!